when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’
(via laughcentre)
seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”
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(Source: sausagesfordinner, via circumcisions)
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
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*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
i literally say this a hundred times a day
*16 year old girl voice* literally.
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