necrophilic:

when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’

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mukuroikusaba:

seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”

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(Source: sausagesfordinner, via circumcisions)

alrights:

alrights:

alrights:

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

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rapewhistled:

bumrollplease:

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

i literally say this a hundred times a day

*16 year old girl voice* literally.

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